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Well I'm glad you're on the jokes and games.WARNING:These jokes might be too funny for you and you could fall of your chair!So why don't you go ahead and read them they're free and good if you're not feeling great.Hope you laugh!

 

 

                                                       

 

 

 

George had 1000 football cards in 2016 and 2000 in 2017.How many does he have altogether?

Answer:3000 football cards

 

Finn had 3000 gold coins on FIFA 17 and Asher had 2990 gold coins.How much are there altogether?

Answer:5990 gold coins

 

Why does Santa go down the chimley? Because it soots him!

Where does Santa go when hes sick?   The elf-center!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?  They always drop their needles!

What do you get if you cross a snowman whith a vampire? Frostbite!

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

What is the best Christmas present? A broken drum,you just can't beat it!

Whats green, covered in tinsel and goes wribet wribet? Mistle-toad!


why did the burglar have a bath?   He wanted to have a CLEAN getaway!

CONSEQUENCE#: Miss Ing is missing? get it!!!🤔😂

How do you get Pokemon on the bus?  You poke-it-on

Lazy rule:If something isn't on the front page of Google it isn't true.

spot the difference you find it tell Seth and Arthur? 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

Knock Knock who's there wooden shoe wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

how did the gorrila get through the door? He used a mon-key!                                                                                             

RIDDLES O RIDDLES!!!

 

 

what is easy to get into and hard to get out of?

trouble

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